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Sep. 25th, 2009 | 06:42 pm
[Sealand is standing in the middle of road, blinking rapidly. He's never seen the world like this before! Everything is rippling and breathing and the sky is like one huge kaleidoscope, full of all sorts of wild patterns and are those arms reaching out from the clouds? Sealand can hear music playing in the background, and it sounds distinctly like the color red. Even though there are the occasional scary paranoid moments, where it feels like all the colors and patterns are just rushing out just to get him, he is the great nation of Sealand! He can get over this!
In reality, Sealand is tremoring and sweating and looking quite lost and unaware of his surroundings, even though he feels very happy.]
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[five]
Sep. 11th, 2009 | 03:00 pm
[Your doorbell is ringing. Go answer it. No, don't even think of ignoring it- Sealand is going to keep ringing the doorbell until someone comes out.
That's right! Sealand is at everybody's door, joining in on the door-to-door thing! Except he's actually on boy scouts business. He's wearing khaki shorts, a button-up khaki shirt, and even a neckerchief, just to show what a great and loyal boy scout he is. And he's dragging along a cart full of all sorts of candy - not just cookies. It hardly costs anything, don't you want some?
Oh, and the money he makes? It might somehow make it's way to Sealand's pocket instead of back to the scouts. The great nation of Sealand needs funding, after all!]
That's right! Sealand is at everybody's door, joining in on the door-to-door thing! Except he's actually on boy scouts business. He's wearing khaki shorts, a button-up khaki shirt, and even a neckerchief, just to show what a great and loyal boy scout he is. And he's dragging along a cart full of all sorts of candy - not just cookies. It hardly costs anything, don't you want some?
Oh, and the money he makes? It might somehow make it's way to Sealand's pocket instead of back to the scouts. The great nation of Sealand needs funding, after all!]
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[four]
Aug. 14th, 2009 | 03:32 pm
[Sealand is standing outside his house, staring at it. And he's looking pretty annoyed too, because his "mother", Sue, has sold all his clothes at the store, and he doesn't have the money to buy them back. In fact, he doesn't have any money in general. He's been kicked out of his house, and he's way too stubborn to apologize to Sue or admit that she's his real mother. And he won't pay her any rent, either.
So. For now, Sealand seems content to walk around Mayfield, searching for Sweden, or anybody else he can live with. Oh, but he still has his Power Rangers DVDs, even though they're next to useless in Mayfield.
..Okay, maybe he's being a little over dramatic. But only a little.]
So. For now, Sealand seems content to walk around Mayfield, searching for Sweden, or anybody else he can live with. Oh, but he still has his Power Rangers DVDs, even though they're next to useless in Mayfield.
..Okay, maybe he's being a little over dramatic. But only a little.]
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[three]
Jul. 18th, 2009 | 07:26 pm
Su-papa! Fin-papa!
Err-- Mayor guy! Police officer! I'm the great nation of Sealand, and I'm your superior! I order you to bring all the food back! Now!
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[two]
Jul. 14th, 2009 | 06:34 pm
All right! From now on, this place is no longer known as Mayfield! It is now known as Sealand, or the Principality of Sealand, if you want to get picky.
Everybody living here is now a Sealand citizen! Take that, jerk England!
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[one]
Jul. 2nd, 2009 | 08:52 pm
This isn't where I went to sleep!
[Sealand runs out of the house, not noticing the pictures of him and his "family". He looks outside to all the houses.]
I don't see a flag here! All right! I claim this land in the name of the Sealand Empire!
[Sealand runs back into the house, looking for a peice of paper he can draw his flag on.]
Now I'll become a big empire that even that jerk England will bow down to..